God has created everything in pairs; two eyes, two hands, two legs, two ears, because a single thing is worthless and two make a team. Solitude is the biggest curse, when you are alone no matter how many wishes come true but that happiness will have no meaning because you will have no one to share with. God understands human and to make our lives wonderful, he made a partner for every one of us. Somewhere in this world someone is out there has belongs to you; you just have to wait for him and for the right time.
When a person dies, his soul is split into two; two new souls are brought into existence. One soul belongs to a male and the other one belongs to a female, in the next life both the souls are sent into world but separately. You may have many companions in life, but your true companion is your soul mate; the one with whom you have shared a soul before and now you will share a life with him.
Waiting for someone is not easy, it is the most difficult task. As God understands us and cares for us, he created brothers and sisters so that we can cherish and nourish with them till we find our soul mate. It is true that we have a soul mate, but we do not know where that person is. That person was our soul mate in the past and we do not live in the past; we live in your present and today our soul mate is our sibling, someone who has been created out of the same bone as yours. Siblings are most wonderful thing that could ever happen to us. You guys live together, sometimes share the room, fight with each other, beat each other, care for each other, grow up together. Technically siblings have to follow only rule; you need to make each other’s life as miserable as possible.
There are tons of ways in which you can make your brother’s or sister’s life hell. Here are the top ten ways:
10. DISTRIBUTE YOUR SIBLING’S CELL PHONE NUMBER AMONG YOUR FRIENDS:
When a friend asks for your number, give him/her your sibling’s contact number instead of yours and tell them call or text on that number whenever they want to contact you. He/she will be pissed off when your friends will keep on asking him regarding your whereabouts. Then save all your contacts in his/her phone and start using his/her cell phone without even asking for the permission. Ruin all the credit by making lame calls. When your sibling gets angry, go to your parents and tell them about how mean your sibling is being with you.
9. RUIN HIS/HER FAVORITE SHIRT:
Pick up your sibling’s favorite shirt and start dusting the house with it. Do whatever you like with the shirt, either clean the dining table with it or sweep the floor; it’s all your choice. when your sibling asks about it and complain, act innocent as if you didn’t know it was his/her shirt. Make it sound like an accident.
8. USE HIS/HER STUFF:
Start using his/her shampoo whenever you want to wash your hairs, make sure that you use twice as the amount of shampoo you usually use. Use his/her face wash, wash your face 3 to 4 times a day. Start spraying his/her perfumes in the air as if they are air freshener. If not enough then drain all his shampoo and face wash in a container, add some water and make bubbles with it.
7. MAKE YOU SIBLING FEEL HUMILIATED AMONG FRIENDS:
Whenever your sibling is with friends, make sure you stick around. When they start a conversation about something, join in and mentioned your sibling’s most embarrassed incident which is related to that topic. Post a comment on your sibling’s every status and post on every social networking website; that comment should be the lamest one. Act like as if you are an idiot, so that his/her friends will tease him about it.
6. REVEAL ALL HIS LIAISON AMONG FAMILY FRIENDS:
When you have a family gathering, you must mention all your sibling’s past affair and must tell exactly how many times your sibling has been dumped. Moving on, do mention your sibling’s love for his/her kinder garden teacher and that your sibling still has a picture of that under the bed covers, tell them that he/she still cries at night for his/her first love.
5. PLAY THE KIND OF MUSIC YOUR SIBLING HATES:
There has to be an artist or the kind of music your sibling hates, play it as loud as the speaker allows. The best time for doing such an act is when your sibling is trying to sleep or is trying to study. Furthermore when he/she tells you to stop, act as if you can’t hear her/him or if he/she is invisible. You can also do this when your sibling is listening to his/her favorite music, play the play loud enough so that your sibling can’t hear his/her song. Upload all those songs your sibling hates in his/her music player.
4. DO NOT LET YOUR SIBLING SLEEP PEACEFULLY:
If you and your sibling share the same room, then at night when your sibling tries to sleep turn the light on, pretend as if you have a test tomorrow and you desperately need to study; make it sound important. If that doesn’t work then starting reading or rehearsing your work loudly; this will surely turn him nuts. If he goes in some other room to sleep, follow him/her.
3. DETERIORATE YOUR SIBLING’S PLAN:
Whenever your sibling plans to invite friends home, you invite all your acquaintances at home on the very same day and every same time. When your sibling’s friends arrive, have the house already transformed into a mad house; make sure your sibling’s friend get no proper food and no proper place to sit, make them feel like aliens.
2. EAT YOUR SIBLING’S SHARE OF DINNER:
When your mother cooks something special, eat as much as you can; create such circumstances that your sibling turns up late for dinner and by the time your sibling arrives, make sure there is no real food left on the table; dump it in the trash bin or feed it to cats. If you are having a handout, eat his too. Let him starve at night
1. MAKE YOUR PARENTS JOIN YOUR TEAM:
The best part is when your parents take your side. Make your parents believe that your sibling is such a brat and you are the most decent child on this planet. Hatch a conspiracy against him/her so that your sibling gets scolded by parents. Tell your parents everything she/he does wrong, keep doing that until or unless your sibling gets grounded.